10.23.2015

Thanks for Leaving That in my Brain

I overheard this conversation:

"I had to wear a neckbrace once, it was as hilarious as you'd expect."

"Oh my god what happened?"

"I had the whole thing, you know? The neck brace thing? It was hilarious. I looked ridiculous."

"Oh my god that's hilarious! How did you hurt your neck?"

"Oh it's a really boring story."

"Wow that is hilarious."

Now I'm sitting here wondering what part of that was supposed to actually be hilarious.

10.16.2015

Badvertising: Titties and Cinnamon

I love cereal. I love it so much that I basically can't keep it in the house any more, otherwise I'll eat an entire box in a day. I love cereal so much I'll even wolf down bullshit like Rice Krispies or Wheaties, so don't even get me started on sugary crack like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It's like candy in a bowl.

But I think this latest ad is actually a concerted effort to get people to not like Cinnamon Toast Crunch any more: