Rejected Titles for Your Autobiography

After an extensive round of focus group testing, we've narrowed it down to this list for you to pick from:

  1. Whole Lotta Blood
  2. 33 Years a White Guy
  3. My Only Notable Achievement is Having Read all the Dune Books, Even the Shitty Ones Frank Hebert's Kid Wrote
  4. Not Enough Meat in the Meat Locker
  5. Just Keep Spraying Axe Deodorant and Everything Will Work Out
  6. You Can Be Addicted to Anything if You Try
  7. Lice! Lice! Lice!
  8. ...And the Spots Never Did Wash Out
  9. I Don't Think You Understand Just How Much Ass I'm Willing to Eat
  10. One Woman's 57-year Quest to Oversexualise The Flintstones

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