I Have No Idea what This is but I Made a Bunch of GIFs of It

This commercial is pretty typical run-of-the-mill Japanese consumer insanity:

I do not pretend to know what the fuck that thing is supposed to do to your face. Tone it? Like, sucking on a shake weight will give you a rugged jaw line or something? I don't even understand. But Ronaldo's in it so it's gotta work, right? That guy surely wouldn't just smile and sell us some sucker's bet, would he? (hahaha of course he would).

Anyway, watch that and be horrified. Then use these GIFs for all your reddit and message board needs:

All together now!

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