But then your date, inexplicably after witnessing your horrific display of gluttony, wants to head back to your place after? You weren't banking on that! You thought for sure this date was ending in no sex, otherwise you wouldn't have ordered the 38 ounce "Big Boy Ribeye!" So you decide to do the noble thing, suck it up, and treat your date to a night of beef-tinged carnal passion.
For some reason that scenario just came to mind.