Yesterday a person I don't know wrote in to my job to complain that a thing I didn't even write was obviously written by me, personally, with the intent of offending him, the person I don't know.
Seriously. He called me out by name in his email. And somehow the synapses in his head fired in such an irregular pattern as to convince him that maybe there's some kind of shadowy internet conspiracy run by me with the insidious purpose of mildly offending some dude in the Midwest via a website he visits.
People are fucking SCARY sometimes.