Step 1: Be a woman.
Step 2: Be freshly out of college, or maybe even just a freshman in college, with a focus on Women's Studies.
Step 3: Pick an object. Any object. Write a piece about how that object is actually a vagina.
Step 4: In the aforementioned article, include unrelated, throwaway fluff about how it's all men's fault.
Step 5: Repeat. Ad nauseum.