Break Out Your Scramble Suits!

Be worried, America. For years a sinister threat has been creeping through our neighborhoods, waging war on all the good, decent, hardworking values we as Americans hold so dear to our hearts. There's true strife in this nation these days, and it's affecting some of our fellow Americans severely. Finally, Attorney General Eric Holder has stepped forward and done something dramatic: He's asking you, us, and every other red-blooded American to stand up and fight for what's right in this country.

By reporting each other for intellectual property offenses, like downloading music or torrenting movies.