This is Why I'm Weird

Lately I have been drinking a ton of water because I'm permanently thirsty. I can drink four tall glasses of water and still feel like I need more. I was beginning to worry something must be horribly wrong with me (I'm a hypochondriac, after all) when I figured out today what's been missing:


Something about COLD water scratches whatever itch I've got...uh, in my throat.

Poor metaphors aside, I feel sated again! I can stop overhydrating at last! Is it just me? Anyone else need to have ice water?

No? Oh well.

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