Things I Do That I Can't Explain

If I have to pee, nine times out of 10 I will hold one hand up in the air, like a bullrider.

Like this, but with a cock instead of a cow.

I don't know why I do it. I don't watch rodeos. I don't wear cowboy hats. I've never wanted to be a bullrider in all my life.

But goddamn I put my hand up every time.

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