What the hell is with this scarf?
It is EVERYWHERE. Every other woman I see is wearing this, and yesterday I saw two guys wearing them also. Is there some sort of cult I'm missing out on? Is this the most affordable scarf on the market today? Is it just that fucking good at warming your neck?
It's getting to the point where I feel left out. I only have one scarf, and it's green and black. Sure, it's stylish enough, but no one else on the planet seems to have one. I feel like I've been picked last for dodgeball (again).
Screw this. I'm going to Hot Topic to get one of those "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same," t-shirts.