I got an email from Facebook the other day:
"Randall Cleveland has added you as a friend!"
Being the suspicious type, I instantly threw my computer out the window and into the windshield of a passing car before it could infect me with some kind of virus. After a lengthy discussion with law enforcement, I logged on to discover that yes, another Randall Cleveland exists and I guess since I have the beard that makes me the evil twin. Aside from that though you'd be hard-pressed to tell us apart. Oh except he's black, too.
Other than that, though, dead ringers.
So I added the guy, and it was adorable seeing the little status update to "Randall Cleveland is now friends with Randall Cleveland," which is something years of therapy have not been able to achieve.
The only problem is he's now posted like four different super Jesusy things on my wall, which I find mildly annoying. It's not so much the Jesus thing, well it kinda is, but for the most part if you want to have imaginary friends I don't begrudge you that. I just don't really appreciate the assumption that I have been waiting for his suggestion to "become a friend of the Bible."
He's also got some Jesus version of Farmville or something because he's always sending me "Saviors." I've just deleted them, but he posts another right away. I don't know if he's trying to bombard me or if he's stumped as to why these things don't show up on my wall after he posts them.
ETA to me and Randall Cleveland not being friends any more? About three more Jesus pictures.