So I got a job.
I started Monday, and since it's severely bitten me on the ass before I won't get into the who and the where, but it's a worldwide company and I'm doing sales for them.
It's not my ideal gig, but it's a gig, and that's more than I've been able to come up with for the last 350 days, so I'm cool with it. The only bummer is the drive: it's over an hour EACH way.
Other than that, I found an improv company in St. Louis and I've been spending a couple nights a week there. It's a nice outlet for stress and it's great to get to do what I love once or twice a week.
So all in all, not too shabby.