An Etiquette Question...

What's the proper way to tell a (female) friend, "Hey, I had this dream last night that I was at the video store with my wife and we saw a porno box with you on the cover and we were going to rent it but then I woke up,"?

Because honestly, it's a funny story, but there's no way to tell someone that without coming off as completely and totally creepy.


tova said...

was it me?
cause you can just say it.

rc said...

I've been known to exaggerate or stretch the truth in order to make a funny story, but Tova I say this with the utmost sincerity: yes. Yes it was.