4.19.2009

An Etiquette Question...

What's the proper way to tell a (female) friend, "Hey, I had this dream last night that I was at the video store with my wife and we saw a porno box with you on the cover and we were going to rent it but then I woke up,"?

Because honestly, it's a funny story, but there's no way to tell someone that without coming off as completely and totally creepy.

2 comments:

tova said...

was it me?
cause you can just say it.

rc said...

I've been known to exaggerate or stretch the truth in order to make a funny story, but Tova I say this with the utmost sincerity: yes. Yes it was.