For the last, I dunno, four hours or so a helicopter has been circling around my neighborhood.
Seriously. Four hours.
First it sounds far away, like it's just flying by and on its way out. Then it swings around and its path crosses DIRECTLY OVER MY APARTMENT and my windows shake. This has been going on all goddamn afternoon.
At one point they were broadcasting something on the mega-loud speaker, but I couldn't hear it over the roar of the helicopter blades.
So there may or may not be: horrible traffic, a race riot, a murderer on the loose, a terrorist attack, a radiation leak, or Hancock outside my little apartment complex.
So fuck it. I'm closing the windows.