Okay, Things Aren't COMPLETELY Shitty.

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Sometimes I Really Hate My Industry

I work in Marketing for a company that markets to advertisers. This means that I work firmly in the middle of a Venn Diagram depicting the shittiest people in the world. But it pays the bills and the team is cool and yada yada yada whatever I made my peace with it. But part of my job involves subscribing to industry rags to keep abreast of various goings on.

Which means sometimes I get a reminder of just how completely, utterly shitty these people can be:

Come the fuck on, guys.


The Perfect Metaphor for Project Management with 25 Stakeholders

"Please let's just release this thing. We're on our 18th revision. Please get out the door, please get out the door, please get out the door."

h/t reddit


Back at Ya, Anonymous Indian Internet User

I'm sure this person was actually looking for porn, or based on the article they landed on maybe some sort of anti-American screed. But I like to think that somewhere in India, someone just hates my guts.


I Have No Idea what This is but I Made a Bunch of GIFs of It

This commercial is pretty typical run-of-the-mill Japanese consumer insanity:

I do not pretend to know what the fuck that thing is supposed to do to your face. Tone it? Like, sucking on a shake weight will give you a rugged jaw line or something? I don't even understand. But Ronaldo's in it so it's gotta work, right? That guy surely wouldn't just smile and sell us some sucker's bet, would he? (hahaha of course he would).

Anyway, watch that and be horrified. Then use these GIFs for all your reddit and message board needs:

All together now!