Holy shit Donald Trump said a thing I agree with

I know, I know. It's been so long since I bothered to write anything and now I'm jumping in with (shudder) Trump. But everyone's talking about the GOP shit show debate, so why not? 


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I Seriously Just Had this Actual Conversation

"You coming to this meeting?"

"I have a different meeting on the phone."

"Oh. Anything I can do to help?"

"With a phone call? Nah I'm good."

"Okay well if you decide you need something, I'll be in the conference room in that other meeting."

"Yeah. Got it."

"Just keep your head up and your stick on the ice."

"It's a phone call."

"Well let me know if you need any help."



Hey Now: You are No Longer an All Star

Henry Rollins does a bit (yes, I was the disillusioned white 20-year-old guy buying Henry Rollins' spoken word CDs--shut up) about how for him, hell would be doing his famous "Liar" song, Vegas-lounge-act-style, into his 50s, 60s, etc. 

I've got to imagine that option seems preferable to the dude from Smashmouth right about now.

Side note: in college my pal Ryan did some video project and I was in it. After he presented it to his class he told me several people commented that I looked like the singer from Smashmouth. 

It threw me into a deep depression so dark that just remembering that story and writing it down made me sad again.