8.28.2014

Badvertising: Even for Comical Dildo Commercials, This Sucks

Are you in the market for a dildo? Bully for you! I don't know a whole hell of a lot about dildos, so I can't really make any informed suggestions. I can tell you which one I'd recommend avoiding, though:

8.27.2014

Hurrah, Sports!

I love football and hockey, but I'm not afraid to expand my sporting horizons with the occasional World Cup dalliance or maybe a WNBA game if I'm too high to get off the couch or something. But the point is I am always looking for the next innovation in sports and sporting, because I live a life from which I need constant distraction or else my brain will cave in on itself with hatred and anxiety.

So I'm really psyched about whatever the fuck this is migrating over to the United States:




See? It's a sport because there was a ball on the field. At some point. I'm pretty sure I saw one. Anyway, I don't speak Italian so if you know what the hell's going on I'd love to hear it.

It's no Kronum, and it's certainly no Tazer Ball, but I'd watch a bunch of dudes beat the shit out of each other on a dirt field on a Sunday afternoon.

8.13.2014

Okay, Things Aren't COMPLETELY Shitty.

This thing exists. That makes the world a little better.

Sometimes I Really Hate My Industry

I work in Marketing for a company that markets to advertisers. This means that I work firmly in the middle of a Venn Diagram depicting the shittiest people in the world. But it pays the bills and the team is cool and yada yada yada whatever I made my peace with it. But part of my job involves subscribing to industry rags to keep abreast of various goings on.

Which means sometimes I get a reminder of just how completely, utterly shitty these people can be:




Come the fuck on, guys.

8.12.2014

The Perfect Metaphor for Project Management with 25 Stakeholders


"Please let's just release this thing. We're on our 18th revision. Please get out the door, please get out the door, please get out the door."


h/t reddit