Pokemon Woah

Let's not make this Pokemon Go thing any more annoying than it already is. 



Okay I'm not Super Political...

But in what part of the "Politician Campaign Strategy Book" does it suggest a candidate should imply they would fuck rats, but only particular rats?

Way to take the high road, Ted.


Oh. That's Nice...I guess?

Certainly there are worse ways to find out you were rejected by a comedy festival. Still kinda stings, though.


Modern TV is Too Gross

It seems like everything on TV is some barbaric, anachronistic throwback to a horrific time where bloodlust and wanton violence are the only discerning character traits.

But enough about the GOP debates heyoooooooooooooooooo